生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕2

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　　史上最遜的文藝復興集會

　　Worst. renaissance. fair. ever.

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　　別再墨跡了

　　謝爾頓

　　Please let it go, sheldon.

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　　還原歷史的準確度也太低了

　　It was rife with historical inaccuracies.

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　　舉個例子

　　客棧的女服務生上給我們一大壺蜂蜜酒

　　For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.

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　　她的服裝明顯是日耳曼式的

　　Her costume was obviously germanic.

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　　但在1487年

　　巴伐利亞純釀法令

　　But in 1487, the bavarian purity laws,

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　　或者叫"純度法令"

　　Or "reinheitsgebot,"

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　　嚴格限制了蜂蜜酒的可用性

　　Severely limited the availability of mead.

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　　最多他們只能用一點調味酒

　　At best, they would have had some sort of spiced wine.

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　　你真是太吹毛求疵了

　　You're nitpicking.

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　　是嗎

　　Oh, really?

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　　那我就再來挑一下疵

　　那個酒壺

　　Well here is another nit for you.The flagons

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　　在以前絕對不會是用聚丙烯做的

　　Would not have been made of polypropylene.

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　　文藝復興集會的重點不是歷史準確度有多高

　　Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.

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　　重點在于把那些在金考公司上班的豐滿女孩們帶來

　　They're about taking chubby girls who work at kinko's

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　　給她們系上緊身胸衣

　　And lacing them up in corsets so tight

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　　好讓她們的波波跳出來和我們說

　　您好

　　Their bosom jumps out and says, "howdy."

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　　十五世紀的胸部不會說

　　您好

　　Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century.

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　　如果要說的話

　　也只能是

　　萬歲

　　If anything, they would've said, "huzzah."

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　　我才不管波波說什么

　　謝爾頓

　　I don't care what the bosoms say, sheldon.

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　　只要它們在對我說話就好

　　I just want to be part of the conversation.

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　　伙計們

　　Hi, guys.

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　　好像你們剛才去文藝復興集會了

　　Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair...

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　　我希望是

　　I'm hoping.

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　　文藝復興集會嗎

　　Renaissance fair?

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　　更像是中世紀兼啟蒙時代

　　More of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment,

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　　兼找借口穿遮陰布的集會

　　Slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair.

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　　好吧

　　隨便你

　　Okay, fine, whatever.

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　　伙計們

　　這是我的朋友

　　埃里克

　　You guys, this is my friend eric.

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　　很高興見到你

　　So, yeah, good to see you.

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　　我也是

　　It's good to see you, too.

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　　我們應該走了

　　We should probably go.

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　　大家再見

　　Bye, guys.

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　　我很喜歡你的帽子

　　I like your hat.

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　　謝謝

　　是我媽做的

　　Thanks, my mom made it.

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　　佩妮有了新男友

　　非常尷尬

　　Penny with a new guy, tres awkward.

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　　沒什么尷尬的

　　It wasn't awkward.

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　　不過也不算好玩

　　It wasn't fun.

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　　再說了

　　有什么關系

　　Besides, what's the big deal?

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　　我們約會過

　　然后不約會了

　　事情已經過去了

　　We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.

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　　你說過去了的意思

　　By moving on,

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　　是不是指當她和另外一個男人約會的時候

　　Do you mean she's going out with other men

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　　你卻整個下午都在

　　And you spent the afternoon

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　　和沃羅威茨做十五世紀的肥皂

　　Making 15th-century soap with wolowitz?

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　　那不是十五世紀的肥皂

　　That was not 15th century soap.

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　　我的天吶

　　那些人必須得學學

　　My god, those people need to learn

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　　不是在一樣東西名字前加上"老"字[仿古字]

　　You can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything you want

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　　就能冒充古老的東西了

　　And expect to get away with it.

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　　我們快點進去好嗎

　　Can we please just go in?

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　　我的鎖子甲被夾在內褲里了

　　My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.

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　　你穿了現代的內褲

　　You're wearing modern underwear?

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　　相對來說是現代的

　　Relatively modern.

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　　干嘛

　　你穿了什么

　　Why, what are you wearing?

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　　我嚴格遵守歷史

　　準確無誤地

　　I fashioned historically accurate undergarments

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　　穿著亞麻布內衣

　　Out of linen.

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　　你去買亞麻布了

　　You went out and bought linen?

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　　別傻了

　　我只是借用了你的枕頭套

　　Don't be silly-- I borrowed one of your pillowcases.

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　　借用

　　Borrowed?

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　　你們知道嗎

　　我很高興佩妮有了新發展

　　You know what,I'm happy that Penny's moving on.

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　　這樣我就可以自由前進了

　　It gives me the freedom to move on myself.

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　　你的意思是你一直以來都在躊躇

　　Are you saying that you've been holding back?

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　　當然

　　Of course.

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　　出于對她的尊敬

　　Out of respect.

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　　那么在佩妮之前的十年你怎么解釋

　　So, how do you explain the ten years before penny?

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　　那時候你在尊敬誰

　　Who were you respecting then?

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　　我和很多女人約會過啊

　　Well, I've dated plenty of women.

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　　有喬伊斯·金

　　There was joyce kim...

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　　萊斯利·溫克爾

　　Leslie winkle...

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　　通知一下牛津詞典的編者

　　Notify the editors of the oxford english dictionary.

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　　"許多"這個詞被重新定義為"二個"

　　The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

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　　去年那個在動漫展里的那個女孩呢

　　What about that girl last year at comic-con?

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　　不算

　　Doesn't count.

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　　為什么

　　Why not?

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　　在動漫展服裝扮演里發生的事情

　　What happens in costume at comic-con

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　　只是動漫展的事情

　　Stays at comic-con.

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　　你這樣說

　　You're only saying that

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　　只是因為你的那件事

　　Because of what happened to you.

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　　什么事

　　What happened to you?

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　　沒什么

　　Nothing happened to me.

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　　這不是你的錯

　　拉吉

　　It wasn't your fault, raj.

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　　他只是打扮成了綠色的獵戶座女奴

　　He was dressed as a green orion slave girl.

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　　怎么開始說我了

　　How did we get on me?!

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　　我們不是在嘲笑萊納德嗎

　　We were mocking leonard for not moving on.

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　　老兄

　　你完全是在原地踏步啊

　　Dude, you have totally not moved on.

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　　不是這樣的

　　Yes, I have.

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　　現在我只需要

　　It's just a matter of actually making

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　　-和別人出去約會而已

　　-誰

　　A date with someone. like who?

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　　喬伊斯·金

　　Well... there's joyce kim.

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　　但她已經叛逃回朝鮮了

　　But she defected back to north korea,

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　　所以在地理上來說有點小困難

　　So that's a little geographically undesirable.

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　　那萊斯利·溫克爾呢

　　What about leslie winkle?

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　　-不行

　　-為什么

　　Oh, no. why?

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　　她的研究方法論漏洞百出

　　Her research methodology is sloppy,

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　　她在說圈量子引力論的時候毫無道理的傲慢自大