生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕9

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　　翻譯：MADD

　　小蠻腰

　　海因里希

　　Joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

　　時間軸：小e

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　　校對：雨亦奇

　　總監：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第九集

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　　你知道漫畫英雄世界里誰最有種嗎

　　You know who's gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe?

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　　能給女浩克做比基尼蜜蠟除毛的最有種

　　Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.

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　　超英雄

　　綠巨人的表妹

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　　要說有種嘛

　　You want to talk brave,

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　　美國隊長那位從墨西哥偷渡過來的園丁怎么樣

　　how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?

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　　超級英雄

　　被視為美國精神的象征

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　　他比不上那個每次辦完事后都上廁所的哥們

　　He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?

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　　果不其然

　　你們又錯了

　　As usual, you're all wrong.

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　　漫畫英雄世界里最有種的人

　　The bravest person in the Marvel Universe

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　　是那位給金剛狼做前列腺檢查的醫生

　　is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.

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　　那被金剛狼做前列腺檢查的哥們兒呢

　　How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?

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　　你這是抬杠吧

　　Now you're just being silly.

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　　金剛狼可從來沒表示過

　　Wolverine's never displayed

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　　對幫助他人預防前列腺癌的

　　the slightest interest in helping others

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　　有一點點興趣

　　prevent prostate cancer.

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　　喂

　　Hello.

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　　對

　　電梯壞掉了

　　Yes, the elevator's out of order;

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　　你得爬樓梯了

　　you'll have to use the stairs.

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　　你當然可以

　　Of course you can.

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　　披薩的歷史可以追溯到16世紀

　　Pizza dates back to the 16th century,

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　　可世界上第一部電梯1852年才面世

　　while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.

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　　也就是說在三百多年的時間里

　　That means that for over 300 years,

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　　人們都是爬樓梯送披薩的

　　people carried pizzas up stairs.

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　　請繼承這一光榮傳統吧

　　Be part of that proud tradition.

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　　趁他往披薩上吐口水的功夫

　　我去叫佩妮過來

　　I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.

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　　你覺得金剛狼是不是有個金剛不壞前列腺呢

　　Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?

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　　這問題真傻逼

　　That's a stupid question.

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　　我們不是在討論如何檢查超級英雄的菊花嗎

　　We're having a conversation about probing the heinie of superheroes.

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　　這有什么傻逼的

　　There are no stupid questions.

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　　找誰啊

　　Yes?

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　　哦

　　佩妮在嗎

　　Oh, um, is Penny here?

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　　你就是萊納德

　　對嗎

　　You're Leonard, right?

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　　對啊

　　Yeah.

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　　媽的

　　終于見到你了

　　小子

　　Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.

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　　有誰能給我補充點背景知識嗎

　　Okay, I think a bit of context here might help.

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　　嗨

　　萊納德

　　你見過我爸爸了

　　Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad.

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　　哇

　　好了

　　Oh, good.

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　　背景清楚了

　　Context.

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　　進來吧

　　伙計

　　Come on in, buddy.

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　　進來坐會兒

　　Take a load off.

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　　老爸

　　萊納德沒時間

　　Oh, gee, Dad, Leonard can't stay.

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　　他只是順道來打招呼的

　　He just dropped by to say hello.

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　　謝謝你過來

　　親愛的

　　Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.

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　　咱倆回聊

　　I'll see you later.

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　　拜

　　Bye.

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　　真詭異

　　That was odd.

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　　你確定這點兒漫畫書就夠了嗎

　　Are you sure you have enough comics?

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　　到時候你可得守12個小時的望遠鏡

　　You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,

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　　而據我估算你挑的這些書

　　and by my estimate, you've only selected

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　　只夠看7個小時的

　　seven hours of reading material.

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　　我還算上了

　　That's even factoring in

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　　你糾結美國漫畫書里這些俚語的時間

　　your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms

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　　比如"嘭"

　　"唰"

　　like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"

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　　他這算種族歧視嗎

　　Is that racist?

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　　我覺得挺像的

　　It feels racist.

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　　別太敏感了

　　Don't be oversensitive.

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　　他是說你文盲

　　又不是說印度人都文盲

　　He's calling you illiterate, not your race.

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　　哦

　　那就好

　　Oh, okay. Good.

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　　我不用再挑漫畫書了

　　I don't need more comics.

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　　霍華德到時候會過來

　　我們會一起玩

　　Howard's gonna stop by, we're gonna play

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　　星際戰艦和印度大富翁

　　Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly.

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　　我可不喜歡大富翁的新版本

　　I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.

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　　我更喜歡經典的

　　普通版的和克林貢版的

　　I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.

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　　其實印度大富翁

　　Actually, Indian Monopoly's

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　　和普通版差不多

　　只是錢變成了盧比

　　just like regular, except the money's in rupees,

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　　酒店變成了呼叫中心而已

　　instead of hotels you build call centers,

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　　如果你抽機會卡

　　有可能死于痢疾

　　and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.

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　　順便告訴你

　　Just FYI,

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　　這才叫種族歧視

　　that was racist.

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　　你們肯定猜不到剛才發生了什么

　　You'll never guess what just happened.

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　　你走在去門廳的路上

　　You went out in the hallway,

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　　一不小心跌進了異次元空間之門

　　stumbled into an interdimensional portal

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　　來到了5000年后的未來

　　which brought you 5,000 years into the future,

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　　然后你在那里利用當時的先進技術

　　where you took advantage of the advanced technology

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　　造了一架時間機器

　　現在你是回來

　　to build a time machine, and now you're back

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　　接我們去7010年

　　to bring us all with you to the year 7010

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　　那時候我們就能被派到飛海豚利用通靈術

　　where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium

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　　控制的思維水族館工作了

　　by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?

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　　錯

　　No.

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　　佩妮剛才吻了我

　　Penny kissed me.

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　　這怎么猜得出來

　　Well, who would ever guess that?

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　　是

　　是哪種吻啊

　　What-what kind of a kiss?

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　　長吻啊

　　嘴對嘴的

　　A big kiss. On the mouth.

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　　會不會是她本來想吻你的臉的

　　Is it possible that she was going for your cheek

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　　結果你的臉一偏她就親到嘴唇了

　　and you moved and she accidentally got lip?

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　　我跟我媽經常這樣

　　That happens with me and my mom all the time.

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　　她跟她老爸介紹了我

　　She introduced me to her father,

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　　吻完我以后就當我面把門關了